{"id":276,"date":"2020-02-28T13:16:50","date_gmt":"2020-02-28T13:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wavesrollinmythoughts.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2020-10-27T13:19:31","modified_gmt":"2020-10-27T13:19:31","slug":"happy-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wavesrollinmythoughts.com\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Happy Friday!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are few greetings that are more asinine than &#8220;Happy Friday!!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Added 10\/27\/2020) <em>The following post did NOT age well:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am taking a break from my preparations to lock myself (and the cat) into my underground bunker to avoid the impending pandemic known as coronavirus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think all of this hyperventilating with respect to the illness is media sensationalism at its fucking finest. The symptoms are flu-like, not ebola like. What the fuck?! Many thousands of people die each year in this country as a result of the flu. Because this strain has a special name, the market is going to bottom out, and makers of face masks are the new 1%??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Besides, His Holiness Mike Pence is now the point man for America\u2019s response to the virus, which is ever-threatening our shores. Everything will be just fine. 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