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Sometimes, aging is lame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I underwent a colonoscopy today. The procedure is recommended for men once they hit 45. And since I’m 46, I was due for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The prep for the event was a nightmare. One must fast for more than twenty-four hours and take laxatives to clean the colon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The experience made me realize how fortunate I am to eat & drink anytime I want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perspective.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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