Apparently, it’s fine to disregard a duly-issued subpoena. It happens weekly in Washington, D.C. The President, the Vice President, Rudy freaking Giuliani, who is a former prosecutor, all do it. Conversely, if one ignores a subpoena for a criminal case in Philadelphia County, a bench warrant is issued. Then, the Warrant Squad of the Philadelphia Police Department looks for and arrests the individual. I wish the court would subpoena me. I’d drop a middle finger and say, “Neither the President nor any of his cohorts abide by subpoenas. I’m simply aspiring to be more like our nation’s leader.” Then, I’d be taken to Curran Fromhold Correctional Facility on State Road.

Today, Donald Trump glossed Nancy Pelosi as a “third rate politician.” I’m certain that blast dinged the Speaker’s feelings. Such a dig from an individual, who has won all of one election, and is on the verge of removal from office, is truly scathing. Who the fuck does Trump think he is, Winston Churchill?