In 2019 in Philadelphia, there were snow days (I think.), or maybe a snow day, which resulted in time off from work. In 2020, there were pandemic days. (Fuck off COVID.) In 2021, there are . . . wait for it . . . FLOOD days. Yes, the mighty Schuylkill, whose folklore is rivaled by only the Mississippi River, has breached her banks and deluged the highways of the City of Brotherly Love. This has caused the First Judicial District to shutter for the second straight day.

The fuck is going on in the world?!