Have you ever visited Miami? The city’s airport is bunk.

On Monday, I had a six-hour layover at Miami International Airport. After eating some tasty food at a bar, I wanted to inject caffeine into my bloodstream via DD coffee. I was in Terminal B, though the coffee spot was in a different one. I followed signs to the correct terminal, but it seemed like it would have been necessary for me to exit the “secure” area, then return by going through the TSA line. Oh, hell no.

My gripe with MIA is not based solely on the inability to buy my coffee of choice. I used two restrooms during the layover. They were small and marginally clean.

Step your game up, Miami. Grade: C-