Yes, it is the unofficial start of summer 2020! It doesn’t feel like it. Maybe it’s a result of today’s rain. Maybe it’s due to the temps. in the low 60s in Philly. Maybe it’s because I have been stuck in my fucking apartment since March 16.

And there’s no relief in sight as the number of new infections continues to rise at an alarming pace. I’m going to lose my mind at not being able to access the gym this summer, potentially for an even longer period. I have given up any hope about dating this calendar year.

Did you read about Joe Biden’s stupid comment about black people? It seems that Joe is fixing to alienate a swath of voters who rightfully despise the president. Biden is a goddamned fool. The dude should not open his mouth until September, then gently remind people he’s still alive. Sit back, enjoy the summer in your basement in Delaware. Allow the President to tirelessly effort to torpedo his chances of winning a second term.

I have zero confidence in Joe Biden. He will certainly continue to thrust himself into the national conversation. The gaffes will pile up as the mercury in the thermometer rises during the summer months to come.

I’ll be happy if the Democrats retake the Senate. Granted, there will be no legislation out of Congress for the next four years because Mr. Trump will veto any bill authored by an individual with “(D)” next to their name. However, I would enjoy Trump’s shitfits about not having a Senate that cow-tows to his every wish, and, in its place, one that investigates and oversees the hell out of him. He might intentionally contract COVID-19 and force Pence to deal with the new nightmares of the presidency.

Or perhaps hydroxychloroquine will incapacitate 44 . . . .