There are few greetings that are more asinine than “Happy Friday!!”

(Added 10/27/2020) The following post did NOT age well:

I am taking a break from my preparations to lock myself (and the cat) into my underground bunker to avoid the impending pandemic known as coronavirus.

I think all of this hyperventilating with respect to the illness is media sensationalism at its fucking finest. The symptoms are flu-like, not ebola like. What the fuck?! Many thousands of people die each year in this country as a result of the flu. Because this strain has a special name, the market is going to bottom out, and makers of face masks are the new 1%??

Besides, His Holiness Mike Pence is now the point man for America’s response to the virus, which is ever-threatening our shores. Everything will be just fine. He and Mother, errrrrrrr, Mrs. Pence, will simply pray, and the virus will terrorize only the sinners, i.e., foreigners, sodomites, and other non-believers in Christ.