Yesterday, I spoke on the phone with my dad. We briefly talked about the quarantine and these unsettling times. He mentioned my sister told him about a text message, which I sent to her and mom earlier this week. In […]
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I am not a germaphobe or hypochondriac. For the first time since doctors removed my spleen after it burst, I am experiencing waves of fright of catching a communicable illness. In May 2005, doctors removed my spleen after it burst […]
Similar to your adoration for millennials, you LOVED the long emails, which I’d send to you. So, as a nod to days past… Things between you and I deteriorated precipitously over the final few months of our relationship. This is […]
I admit it — I allowed the coronavirus hype to obscure my rational thoughts. So, yesterday, I bought 36 rolls of toilet paper and two boxes of protein bars. Why would I do such a thing? Well, obviously, in the […]
Insomnia grips me. I climbed into bed around 8:30 p.m. It is now 2:53 a.m., and, if I am lucky, I managed to score a total of sixty minutes of sleep. My mind will not shut off. There is no […]
There are few greetings that are more asinine than “Happy Friday!!” (Added 10/27/2020) The following post did NOT age well: I am taking a break from my preparations to lock myself (and the cat) into my underground bunker to avoid […]
Today is a milestone. My (small) bank account is back to where it was when, in November 2018, based in-part on the advice of an incredible woman (with whom I, unfortunately, no longer speak), I quit my job as a […]
Today is a milestone. My (small) bank account is back to where it was when, in November 2018, based in part on the advice of an incredible woman, I quit my job as a trial attorney. While I am most […]
Apparently, it’s fine to disregard a duly-issued subpoena. It happens weekly in Washington, D.C. The President, the Vice President, Rudy freaking Giuliani, who is a former prosecutor, all do it. Conversely, if one ignores a subpoena for a criminal case […]
To see you when I wake up[Was] a gift I didn’t think could be realTo know that you [felt] the same as I [did][Was] a three-fold utopian dream You do something to me that I can’t explainSo would I be […]