I admit it — I allowed the coronavirus hype to obscure my rational thoughts. So, yesterday, I bought 36 rolls of toilet paper and two boxes of protein bars. Why would I do such a thing? Well, obviously, in the […]
And then there were two. Welp, we’ve weeded out the aspirational but not ready, the non-contenders, and the time-wasters such that the battle for the soul of the Democrat Party is set. In one corner is the 78-year-old Independent, whose […]
Insomnia grips me. I climbed into bed around 8:30 p.m. It is now 2:53 a.m., and, if I am lucky, I managed to score a total of sixty minutes of sleep. My mind will not shut off. There is no […]
There are few greetings that are more asinine than “Happy Friday!!” (Added 10/27/2020) The following post did NOT age well: I am taking a break from my preparations to lock myself (and the cat) into my underground bunker to avoid […]
Today is a milestone. My (small) bank account is back to where it was when, in November 2018, based in-part on the advice of an incredible woman (with whom I, unfortunately, no longer speak), I quit my job as a […]
Today is a milestone. My (small) bank account is back to where it was when, in November 2018, based in part on the advice of an incredible woman, I quit my job as a trial attorney. While I am most […]
Apparently, it’s fine to disregard a duly-issued subpoena. It happens weekly in Washington, D.C. The President, the Vice President, Rudy freaking Giuliani, who is a former prosecutor, all do it. Conversely, if one ignores a subpoena for a criminal case […]
To see you when I wake up[Was] a gift I didn’t think could be realTo know that you [felt] the same as I [did][Was] a three-fold utopian dream You do something to me that I can’t explainSo would I be […]
I miss you. It has been a few months since the relationship ended. I thought that, with time, like a fractured arm or a torn ACL, my broken organ would heal on a linear path. The more apropos analogy is […]
Random moments of reminiscence besiege me, and then I again miss you so much. I miss: -Your voice; -The way you would say, “Whattdya mean?!”; -The way you would say, “Alexa play…”; -The way your dog […]