Does your pet have any strange habits?

My cat does two things in particular that are odd. First, at random times when the air conditioner, a window unit, is on, she saunters up to the vents and sniffs at the air. It is like she is a dog with its head sticking out the window of a moving car as it sniffs the breeze.

Second, sometimes when I am sitting on the toilet (because Everbody Poops), she sniffs my legs and then meows until I open a cabinet for her to investigate. Soon after that, she loses interest and bails.

I gloss the cat’s habits as weird, though I am sure she posts on a cat blog about the weird practices of the human, i.e., me, she lives with.